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Bigot of the Month Award
Congratulations to
Frau Diane Stottlemyer - our current Bigot of the Month!
Visit this charlatan's victory page by clicking here!
Past winners (or should that be losers?) include:
[Dis]Honorable Mention
Frau Shawn Ambrose
Capella's Chief Pompom Girl, Employee (oops, make that "independent contractor," and Zealot
 While Ambrose was just placed on this ballot, he managed to score a big hit with our voters and has been elected as our March 2006 bigot of the month! As noted previously, Ambrose is not only employed by Capella University (they like to say that he's an "independent contractor," but also one of their esteemed "learners" - it's only too bad that this thug has never learned when to quit. Ambrose has spent much of the past two years seeking out every opportunity possible to attack another student who was subjected to severe discrimination and retaliation Capella University. He's so addicted to feeding his obsession, that we wonder if he has time for anything else.
Needless to say, Shawn Ambrose has now earned himself a deposition in the lawsuit that has been filed against the bigots at Capella University. That deposition alone should provide a lot of entertainment value for our readers! Don't forget to stop by Frau Ambrose's victory page!
Herr Kurt Linberg
"Executive Director", Dean, Spelling Champ, and Liar!
As usual, it was another close race, but Kurt Linberg was able to  squeak ahead of the rest in this rat race and was been elected as our February 2006 Bigot of the Month! Visitors will be delighted to know that this clown not only serves as Capella's champions for some of their most infamous charlatans and goons (including current bigot of the month contenders, Diane Stottlemyer and Shawn Ambrose) but also serves as their Dean! You'll want to visit Herr Linberg's victory page today!
Frau Karen Viechnicki
Capella University's Provost and Retaliation Queen!
Well, we've got to hand to it Frau  Viechnicki - she was the unanimous winner of our second election for the "Bigot of the Month Award!" While the other contenders clearly demonstrate many of the same qualities (or shall we say, lack of qualities) as Frau Viechnicki, her ability to lie puts her right up there with last month's winner, Greg Thom. Be sure to visit Frau Viechnicki's victory page.
Herr Greg Thom
Capella University's Chief Shyster and Liar Extraordinaire!
Our first election for the "Bigot of the Month Award" was simply  no contest! Greg Thom, Capella's Chief Shyster, Vice President, Secretary, etc., etc, won by a landslide! We've got to admit, Greg Thom has consistently been one of our top contenders in previous months - our voters seemed to agree! While it may take a few days to post Herr Thom's victory page, we will say that Greg Thom has consistently displayed an inability to tell the truth and has lied to both Federal Law Enforcement Agencies - in fact, he is still under investigation by one such agency for his personal role in refusing to turn over records as required by Federal law. His nose seems to have grown so big that it would be impossible for most computer screens to display it - as a result, we've been unable to post our latest rendition.
Der Führer - Michael Offerman
Capella University's Feeble President
Granted, we had a very difficult time  selecting this month's winner (after all, there are just so many bigots at Capella University to choose from), but Herr Offerman pulled into the lead at the last moment by intentionally lying to a United States District Court under the penalty of perjury! Of course, we believe he has now committed perjury and we urge the court to lock Offerman behind bars - where we believe he belongs. For those wishing further details regarding Offerman's victory as "Bigot of the Month" we urge you to visit Offerman's victory page. Again, congratulations Mikey - you certainly deserve the honor!
Frau Lisa Bromenshenkel
Capella's Disabilities Coordinator
In the Business Wire article, Frau Lisa Bromenshenkel makes the incredibly stupid statement that:
"I have had students who have said that without an online education, they wouldn't have been able to go back to school," she says.
Of course, this only displays what a complete hypocrite Frau  Bromenshenkel is (Maybe she's also selling "Dutch Ovens" on the side!), but it also shows that Capella University will go to any lengths to mask their blatant bigotry. What Frau Bromenshenkel doesn't say is that both she and Capella University actively seek out those with disabilities and have them thrown out of their "school" - of course, they make sure they've already stolen thousands of dollars from these same students.
Due to the fact that Lisa Bromshenkel's comments, along with the remaining content of Capella's news release, are so revolting that we've selected her to be Capella Nazi Hunters first "Bigot of the Month." Sadly, we've been unable to obtain a photo of Frau Bromenshenkel so we've used one that we imagine might be a good facsimile - we're certain that no one from Capella University will recognize it - after all, they're probably such a bunch of bigoted idiots that they haven't a clue as to who Eva Braun was! (Hint! Hint!)
Additional details may be found on Bromenshenkel's Bigot of the Month page!
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